Dick is on Vacation this week....Talk to you Monday August 6th!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

According to a recent study, this causes more traffic accidents in the summer than anything else.

Wearing flip-flops while driving

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

40% of women do something every day that men hate.

Wear too much perfume

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

The average man does this six times on a first date.

Lies

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

Married women were asked, "What TV show is most like your marriage?" This was the #1 answer.

Survivor

Other Stuff You Can Do With Vodka!

Dick's Adventure to a northern Iowa windfarm. This guy knows how to show the family a good time!

Congrats to Adam Stein of Valley Falls KS who conquered the gender ruling flag for the men again this week. Ladies take care of your guys.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

According to yet another recent survey, what do 48% of Americans say is their favorite leisure activity?

Eating

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

According to a recent poll, 25% of Americans believe this about the Sun.

That it rotates around the Earth!

Congrats Kevin of KC

Chris Keil (back-right) and friends at Ceva Logistics got their Office Invasion with Grandma's Catering. These folks and fellow team-mates help move up to 2000 Ford vehicles a day around the country so your dealer will have the selection you wish.

Elvis on a Rock?

Here's the rock the lady in Colorado found. She wants to sell it on Ebay. What do you think?

CSI - "Completely Stupid Individuals"

We always like when we can begin a story with the words "Here's a criminal who thought he had the perfect plan." In this case, we're referring to an alleged car buyer in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. We call him an alleged buyer because within a few minutes of stepping into the local Porsche dealership, it quickly became apparent he had planned to use his five finger discount. The well-dressed customer flashed his checkbook and asked a salesman to start up the $300,000 Porsche 911 Targa 4 so he could hear the throaty roar of its engines. Then he asked to try the vehicle's standard front seat, featuring three adjustment options with memory settings. Then without warning, he smashed James Bond-style trough the dealership's glass doors and sped off into the distance. But here's his fiendish plan's one fatal flaw. Cops found the car abandoned a mile away, where it had run out of gas.

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

According to Modern Bride magazine, what is the number one thing a bride stresses over of which she has no control.

The best man's toast!

Congrats Deborah from Shawnee

Dumb Joke Mind Twister

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott in June 1849. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not. (Now take your finger and flip your lips)

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

The average teen does this for three hours and forty five minutes a day in the summer.

Uses their cell phone

Congrats John of Overland Park

Wow! After a five week incredible run of control on Who Rules the Week, Brian of Independence stole it away from the ladies today. Ladies, take good care of your men!

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

A recent study revealed that when conversation turns to this, the rational part of our brain shuts down.

Politics

Congrats Linda of Shawnee!

...and now for a little culture, here's an opera version of Pink's Get This Party Started

It's a Feel Good Weekend at 949

All weekend long we'll be rolling KC's Greatest Hits to pick you up and make you feel good. Plus, you'll have a chance to win a one hour massage from Amazing Hands Massage Therapy. To win, listen for your cue to be caller 9 at 576-7949. Good Luck!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

According to a survey of women around the country, 86% said that on the list of things that are "hot", this isn't one of them.

A man's five o'clock shadow

Congrats to Kathy in Louisburg

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

The "average" American keeps these about two years and then throws them out.

Magazines

Congrats Debbie of Raymore

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

According to a recent poll, 55% of Americans believe there are too many of these.

Polls!

Don't be caught scratching your head at this thing in the bathroom. Listen to Dick's emergency meeting with the and Company crowd to help offset any embarrassment!

Human Tetris?

Set your timers for someone to copy this on American TV!

Potter Hotter! A Details Magazine cover story.

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

Indoors or out, if asked, a man can usually do this easier than a woman.

Point North

Congrats Larry of KC

Who Rules the Week!
For and unprecedented fifth week in a row, women rule the week! Congratulations Judy of Blue Springs who championed the cause this week.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

A woman's pupil will spontaneously dilate if she merely looks at *this*


A Baby! Not true with a man.

Read the interesting article on this here

Before we get too far away from Independence Day, enjoy these guys!

07-07-07

Click on Homer to vote for Springfield MO as the world premier spot for the new Simpsons Movie!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

24% of people do this behind their mates back.

Smoke

Big 24 hour concert event 07/07/07.

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

On average, we spend eight months of our lifetime opening this.

Junk mail

Summer Fun Weekend coming!

949 KCMO has a "Summer Fun Weekend" lined up for you. Listen this weekend for your chance to win a pair of tickets to see some of KC's hottest summer entertainment events. You'll have a shot at tickets to either a Royals game, Linda Rondstadt and the KC Symphony at Starlight, Earth Wind and Fire tickets or Sweet Charity at Starlight. Listen for your chance to be the ninth caller at 576-7949. Good Luck this weekend!

Celebrity Rollcall! Spinal Tap reforms?

Dumb Joke of the Day!

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

There are 187,000 of these in the US and some of you use them everyday.

Drive thru restaurants

Dick engages the 'force' to attempt to stand back up after this shot at the Trolley Run awhile back.

Congrats ladies, you rule the week for the fourth week in a row. Its now a dynasty this week led by Candy of Blue Springs

Dick Get's the new Apple O-Phone?

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

Women spend over $65 million on these and influence 80% of all new purchases of these.

New Cars

...congrats Carol B