Betcha Can't Get It Monday

We hear about it in Christmas songs but only 9% of the public has ever done this during the holidays.

Roasting Chestnuts (on an open fire)

Ballroom Fever!

Dick will MC this fabulous dancing event at the Lyric Theater on Saturday December 29th. It's a benefit for the Louis and Company Free Youth Ballroom Program. Click the title for more info and tickets.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

35% of us do this in the kitchen or dining room while 27% do it in the bedroom.

Wrap Christmas presents

KU Orange Bowl Football Gift

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

There's a 75% chance you will re-gift this item if you receive it.

Wine

(please re-gift in my direction!)

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

According to a recent Harris poll, what is the #1 leisure activity in America?

Reading (24%)

Tied for second at 17% was watching television

and spending time with family and children.

Kimberly's Christmas Cookies! Uh, I only ate two but was tempted by three more.

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

41% of women say they prefer this over whoopi.

Chocolate

Darlene Turner of Blue Springs wins it all for the ladies this week on Who Rules the Week. Guys take good care of your ladies. We'll pick up play after the new year on 949 KCMO.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

40% of Americans say they are embarrassed by this.

Their middle name

Eight Tiny Reindeers?

Top Awkward Moments of 2007

Ever wonder what Bill Murray whispered into Scarlett's ear at the end of the "Lost In Translation" movie. Check this out.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

9% of people don't know this about themselves.

Their zipcode

Top 100 Motivational Quotes!

Top Embarrassing Moments in Sports

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

You could lose 5lbs a year by doing this standing up.

Talking on the phone

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

In America, 11,000 women do this everyday.

Get pregnant

source AmericanPregnancy.com

Top 10 Viral Videos of 2007

Here's a great way to waste some time on the job! Watch these.

Tuesday's Dumb Joke

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

85 million of these are sold every year but only 6% of them are actually used.

Neckties

Women rule the week! Thanks to Audra from Grandview, men must do everything in their power to make sure the ladies have a great one. We'll play again Monday at 7:50am with a nice price for the winner too!

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

The average woman will have 111 of these in her lifetime.

Purses

Too Many Cats? Check this out!

949 KCMO Around the World

Craig Swenson, internet listener from Plano, Texas takes 949 to Victoria Harbor in Hong Kong, China.

Send me your photos of your traveling t-shirt.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

These were first used as torture devices in the 1800's. Today many of us use them everyday.

Treadmills

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

8% of Americans will do this at some point this week.

Open a Christmas gift early

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

40% of women will not do this in front of a man

Exercise

77 Gifts for under $77

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

32% of Americans have done this to their dog.

Kissed them on the mouth

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

27% of female lottery winners hide their winning tickets here.

In their bras.

The 3 Ghosts of Xmas visit Dick

A frightful thing happened on this morning's show when Dick and the Traffic Guy talked about the stress of Xmas shopping! Click the title above to hear.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

Some experts say that having one of these in your home can knock a couple of points off your kid's IQ!

A fake Christmas tree.

The fake trees shed a dust that contains lead and can affect a growing child.

(Source: MoneyCentral.MSN.com)

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

The odds are five to one that a man will take this compared to a woman taking it.

The armrests

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

Men spend about 2.5 hours more per week doing this than women.

Hanging with friends (PsychologyToday.com)

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

If you work in a cubicle, chances are you have a least three of these.

Pictures

Thanks to Nicki of Olathe, women rule the week this week. Men take extra good care of every whim your lady has this week. Join us next Monday at 750am for the next competition.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

Doing this at work can lower your chances of having a heart attack by 37%.

Taking a nap

Dick Get's Scrooged!

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

When the average woman does this, it usually lasts for 15 minutes...

A telephone conversation

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

A British study of 11-year olds found that the more they did this the better they did on reading and literature test! What were the kids doing?

Text messaging

Thanks Mr. Whipple.

My name sake "Dick Wilson" who passed away at 91 years old. Here's my autographed package of Charmin he gave me when appearing on my TV show All Night Live back in the 80s.

"Squeeze in Peace!"

Thanks to Jim from Lee's Summit, men rule Thanksgiving week. Ladies take good care of your men and let them sleep on the couch after Thursday's dinner. The competition continues next Monday at 7:50am on 949 KCMO.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

6% of people still have one of these outdated things in their home.

A rotary dial phone

Friday's Dumb Joke of the Day Replay

The Jesus Call

Following Kimberly's chat about a person in Florida seeing Jesus on a pancake, we received this call.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

A recent poll found tht 75% of American adults use at least one of these every day.

Swear words

The Wilson Family Holiday Tradition!?

Get rich with Dick's plan for the new Paseo Bridge!

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

It takes the average woman 20 seconds to do this while shopping at the grocery store.

Pick out a shopping cart

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

Nearly one half of Americans say they have done this before to music.

The macarena

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

When asked, "What do you want to do when you grow up?" 60% of kids said this.

Start their own business

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

The average person's left hand does 56% of this.

Typing

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

Studies show that female drivers are about 80% more likely to do this than a male drivers.

Lose their car keys

50 Ways for guys to live longer!

They've put what in a bra?! You'd better listen to this.

That computer sharing FREE program

A neat program my mom told me about! Let's you take control of someone's computer to help them out of a jam or transfer files. It's free too!

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

According to a research study done at Iowa State U, people consume 32% less fatty foods when the can do this while eating.

See themselves in a mirror

Office Invasion 10-31-07

Here's the gang at the Johnson County Museum at 65th and Lackman standing in front of the vintage 1950s house they have on display. This group did the disappearing act with the Grandma's Catering lasagna. Watch for their new exhibition with JOCO stuff from the 60s!

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

When Americans look back on their lives, 67% regret wasting time on this.

Worrying

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

According to a recent survey, more than two-thirds of adults cannot stand to do this in the morning.

Look at themselves in the mirror

Wedgie proof underwear!

Miss Obama on SNL?

Extreme Home Makeover Info

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

53% of women will not leave the house without this.

Makeup

Comet Holmes info here

Starting Monday! 949 and the Kansas Lottery invite you to win Midwest Millions Scratcher tickets. 6a-6p weekdays listen for your chance to be the ninth caller at 576-7949 and pick up $30 in tickets. Every winner is entered into a grand prize drawing for a trip to Winter Park Colorado and $100 in scratcher tickets. Good Luck!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

One out of three pet owners love their pets so much that they actually do this.

Talk to them on the phone when they're apart

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

There used to be only a handful of these, but in the last three years nearly 100 books have been written on this subject.

Baby names

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

In the travel world, only 38% of Americans have done this.

Flown first class

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

If you are 10 minutes late for an event, a recent poll says you should call and apologize. If you are 40 minutes late, what should you do?

Blame traffic

Congrats to Mike of Shawnee who whipped Patti from Independence to reclaim "Rule of the Week" for the men. Ladies your next chance to get it back is Monday at 745am. Good luck.

Betcha Cant' Get It Monday

59% of people say this is the worst thing a child can receive in their Trick or Treat bag.

Popcorn balls

Healthy Heart Fair!

St. Luke's Lee's Summit Campus is hosting a healthy heart fair today 10a-2pm just off I-470 and Douglas in Lee's Summit. Come by for free screenings, fun for the kids, drawings for free Cardio Scans, the 15 minute test that could save your life, and drawings for High School Musical on Ice tickets. Dick will be there from noon to 2pm and hopes to see you.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

45% of women say their man does this but only 5% of the men agree.

Snore

Office Invasion!

Monica (on the right) invited us to visit the good people at Odyssey Healthcare and bring along some "taco bar" action from Grandma's Catering. If you'd like to feed up to 20 of your co-workers, click on 'contests' from the 949KCMO.com main page.

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

French researchers say that a woman is 50% more likely to accept your dance invitation if you do this.

Gently touch her forearm

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

40% of Americans do this in their underwear or naked.

Iron their clothes

Meet Kimberly Justice from the morning show and dress your dog up for Halloween at the 949 KCMO annual Pet Parade this Saturday at Pete and Mac's in Lee's Summit. The festivities get underway at 10am with games and prizes along the way. Judges will select the best costumed pet for a great prize. For more info call Pete and Mac's at 816-246-1116.

Join Dick this Saturday from 10a - 2pm for a Healthy Heart Festival at St. Lukes Lee's Summit campus just off I-470 and Douglas. Fun for the kids, free screenings, prizes and free Cardio Scans given away. Plus free tickets to "High School Musical On Ice."

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

In a survey of regular church goers, one in five say they've done this at least once.

Put an empty envelope in the collection plate.

Julie of Grain Valley held off Brian this morning to win control of the week for the ladies. Men take good care of your ladies this week and obey their every command. Julie won a $100 gift certificate from Kennedy's Custom Jewelers in Blue Springs. We'll compete again next Monday at 7:40am.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

The more time a man spends doing this, the more money he makes according to one study.

Grooming.

For every 10 min a man spends grooming, his wage increases 6% per week. A woman has to quadruple the time spent gooming to see the same results.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

In this situation while shopping, seven out of ten Americans would listen to their conscience and do the right thing.

Give back extra change to the cashier if given too much.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

In this situation while shopping, seven out of ten Americans will listen to their conscience and do the right thing.

Give the cashier back incorrect change

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

Experts say this item should be replaced every six months.

A bra - the elastic goes bad after that amount of time

Our Office Invasion took me to Sunflower House serving abused children in Wyandotte and Johnson Counties. Good people with a tough job to do.

I took a trip over to the Window World showroom Tuesday and got to "stand on the windows" to test their strength. WOW! I'll be talking about them on the morning show. Call them at 913-647-0435 for super replacement windows. Mention 949 and get $50 off your order!

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

99% of women say this will cause them NOT to marry a man.

If he is shorter than she it.

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

17% of Americans said they would trade in their own car for this set of wheels.

the Batmobile

Thanks to Sandy, women re-took control this morning to

rule the week! Guys take good care of your ladies and

the competition continues next Monday at 7:40am.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

95% of lottery winners did this after winning.

Gained weight

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

We do a lot of this as kids but as adults we only do it an average of 15 times a day.

Laugh

Man has ear attached to his arm

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

You only have a 1 in 5 chance that a stranger will do this to you.

Perform CPR if you go into cardiac arrest

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

Our great-grandparents experienced 90 minutes more of this every day when they were your age.

Sleep

Wine Tasting Thursday

Dick invites you to join him at RED X in Riverside for a huge wine tasting event 5-7pm Thursday October 11th. Producers from all over the country and you can sample their wines.

Wedding of the Century

Dick helps host the Wedding of the Century at the final weekend of the Renaissance Festival this Sunday from 11-1p. Come out and witness the festivities!

Dick's Mexican Adventure

Dick's taking a group to Cancun in February 2008, wanna find out more? Join him for an info party on travel in 2008 Wednesday Oct 10th in the Northland. Call 816-741-7417 for information and reservations.

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

Assuming you are an average women, you will use up to your height in this every five years.

Lipstick

Ed from Independence won it at the last moment on the jump ball question and men rule the week for week number four. Ladies take good care of your men and we'll compete again next Monday at 7:40am

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

Women do this on average four times a year.

Buy new shoes

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

44% of us consider ourselves to be good at this.

Dancing

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

It takes 500 gallons of water person to produce this for you each day.

The food you eat

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

37% of Americans have done this while driving.

Picked up a hitchhiker

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

15% of us will pay someone to do this for us.

Clean our house

Thanks to Rob in Independence, men rule the week for the third week in a row. Ladies take good care of your men and we'll compete again next Monday at 7:45am.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

47% of Americans have done this, usually at night and usually in the Summer.

Skinny dip

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

Half of the people in North America say it's OK for someone over 25 to do this.

Live at home

Betcha Can' Get It Thursday

60% of us have been at this precarious place.

The roof of our home

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

41% of men say they have done this while watching a sporting event.

Been brought to tears

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

According to a survey of students, this is the worst thing they get in the school cafeteria.

tapioca pudding

Celebrity Fever 720am Monday

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

66% of Americans have played this game.

Spin the Bottle

Celebrity Fever starts 720am Monday

Mike Evans, a man linked to all we need to know about celebrities, will join the show every weekday at 720am to share the latest news, gossip, and fun from the world of the famous!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

23% of ladies have cried after this happened.

The received a bad haircut

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

When choosing one of these, more often than not we choose the color blue.

Your toothbrush

Here's Brodie who works for one of our stations here at Cumulus with his take on the Britney Spears YouTube video rant "Leave Britney Alone" but now it's all about Herm Edwards and the Chiefs!

Pirate's Day Romeo and Juliet

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

21% of us do this more than five times a day.

Check ourselves out in a mirror

The Magic Bat!

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

52% of you like this thing you carry in your wallet or purse and the other 48% aren't that excited about it.

Your driver's license photo

Thanks to John of Grain Valley, the men rule the week for the third week in a row. Ladies, take good care of your men. Next Monday at 740am, the battle resumes.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

15% of Americans have eaten this.

Pet food

1964 The Tribute

Here's the group 949 KCMO presented Friday night at the Uptown. Phenomenal renditions. If they come back to town next year don't miss it! Here's a video of their performance at Shea Stadium.

Another Dick healthy opportunity

Join Dick Saturday morning 10-noon for the St. Lukes Health System Family Health Fair at St. Pau's Epicopal Church at 40th and Main. Free stuff, free screenings, food, giant slides for the kids.
See you Saturday.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

Only 10% of Americans have spent more than $100 on this.

A pair of jeans

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

32% of Americans have done this with their dog.

Kissed them on the mouth

Thanks to Ed of Overland Park, men rule the week for the second week in a row. Ladies take care of your men and see what happens next Monday at 7:40am

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

The average person does this 70 times a day.

Complain

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

An average driver spends approximately 2 hours and 14 minutes doing this in a car in their lifetime.

Kissing

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

96% of these household items are purchased by women.

Candles

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

45% of Americans when asked, didn't know this about the Sun.

That it is a star

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

31% of employees don't bother to do this everyday.

Take a lunch break.

Free Linda Ronstadt Tix!!!

Join Dick today (Wednesday) from 11:30a-1:30p at the Tuileries Plaza at I-29 and NW 64th Street to register for a pair of Linda Ronstadt tickets for Friday night's show with the KC Symphony at Starlight. Someone will win front row seats and a meet and greet with Linda too!

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

A recent poll asked,"My life would be so much easier if there was a drive-through _________. What was the number one answer?

Day Care!

Dick's Office Invasion Pix

Congrats to Bill of Stillwell who wrestled the four week ladies rule to a halt this morning claiming the week for the guys. Ladies, it was a great ride and I'm sure you'll be back on top soon but for this week take good care of your guys!

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

According to a recent survey, 31% of Americans didn't go on vacation because of this.

They couldn't find someone to take care of their pets.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

56% of the American workforce does not take advantage of this.

All their vacation time

Labor Day Weekend Links

KC Irish Fest at Crown Center
Santa Cali Gon Days in Independence
KC Renaissance Festival in Bonner Springs
Rock the Light Festival at Starlight
Jurassic Gardens at Powell Gardens
T-Bones baseball

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

40% of American women have done this to a man.

Rejected a marriage proposal.

Do you have the perfect wiggle?

If you're looking for the "perfect wiggle," look no farther than Jessica Alba. That's according to a study led by a team of British mathematicians. They say Alba's near perfect waist to hip ratio gives her a sexy walk. The study, reported in the "Telegraph" newspaper, says the researchers found that it's the ratio between the hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk. Researchers say the perfect ratio is zero-point-seven, and the closer to that ratio, the better. That translates into a woman with a 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips having just the right proportions to create a sexy swagger as she walks. The Alba walk beat the struts of Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe in the competition. The Cambridge mathematicians say that while Monroe's ratio was zero-point-69, Alba comes in with the perfect proportions to make her queen of the wiggle.

Megan's Real Bikers Wear Pink Fundraiser Ride

Ginger invited us to FujifilmSericol to ink some time with Grandma's Catering and the Baked Potato Bar.

Congrats to today's winners!

Deborah from Olathe - Betcha Can't Get It
Karen from Independence - Yes or BS (new game at 740am)
Steve from Baldwin City - Wheel of Games

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

20% of American women think this is too big on them.

Their feet

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

30% of people have admitted to stealing this.

Wireless internet connection

The women move into a four week master control of Who Rules the Week. Congrats to Sheila for carrying the torch. Next Tuesday at 740am the battle rages on!

Lady goes six weeks without cleaning herself in protest.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

You are less likely to die in a car crash if you are in one of these.

A white car.

You are 12% less likely to get into a serious accident than darker colored cars.

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

44% of Americans reuse this.

Aluminum foil

Becky McWilliams Interview

The Corner Cafe lady who served President Bush Biscuits (without gravy Wednesday)

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

One out of every five women think their man doesn't do this very well.

Listen

Help bring the pre-screening of the Brad Pitt Jesse James movie to St. Joseph by signing the petition.

The Petition

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

27% of men and women agree that it's OK to do this at work.

Flirt

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

This time of year 50% of kids argue with their parents about this.

What they'll wear to school

Thanks to Janet, women rule the week again for the third week in a row. Is there a man out there who can compete with the power of the ladies? We'll find out next Monday. Ladies enjoy your week!

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

40% of women and 50% of men don't know this about their spouse.

Their shoe size

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

A married man, on average, will spend 22 weeks of his life doing this.

Waiting for his wife outside a department store dressing room!

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

25% of men said they would not date a women who has two or more of these.

Cats

In honor of the 30th anniversary of the passing of The King on August 16th, here's a pretty good new original tribute song and vid....



This video and record was made by Tom Trefethen,
multiple Grammy nominee for his engineering and
producing with Ambrosia, Alan Parsons, Michael
Nesmith, etc. to commemorate the passing of the King of Rock and Roll.

Baseball Tennis! Sign these guys to the Royals quick!

Lunch with Dick

Join me today at the Price Chopper at 3700 West 95th (near Mission Rd) 11am to 1pm for a $1.94 lunch special including a hot dog or brat, chips and a drink. Plus the Kansas Lottery will be there with plenty of prizes.

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

A new survey has shown that, on the job, some people do this 40 times an hour.

Check their email

Click on "The Scrapbook" link on the right for more historic DWC stuff.

Ladies Rule the Week! Thanks Liz from Payola for leading the way.

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

Since the age of 18, 75% of women have done this.

Gained weight. An average of 11 pounds.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

Almost half of women admit to buying these for the future.

Smaller sized clothes for when they lose weight.

KC Reunion Jam August 25th!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

34% of single women over the age of 40 have something in common.

They're dating younger men. (Click the comments button below if you have thoughts on this.)

Listen to some listener thoughts on this

Here's a great game called "Crickler" that tests your knowledge of today's news stories by filling in the word blanks. Save it to your 'favorites' and have fun!

Office Invasion!

Stacey Arney (holding T-shirt) invited me to join them at the St. Luke's Cardiovascular Recovery Unit on the Plaza for a taco bar from Grandma's. These people take good care of patients after they've been to the Cath Lab. Yes, that's a buffet on the bed!

Gals Like Feminine Looking Guys?

Macho Men Not Good For Long Love
(London) -- Full lips and feminine features are the qualities women want over men compared to the rugged, tough guy look. A new British study found masculine faces are often associated with dominance and that may not be as attractive in a long-term partner. Evolutionary psychologist Lynda Boothroyd led the study and believes the findings add to previous research about masculinity and offers insight into how people choose potential partners. The study found "macho men" lost out to those with "feminine" features, such as wide eyes, finer features and thinner, more curved eyebrows. The guys with the more masculine features were also thought to be less faithful and worse parents. The study is published in the journal "Personality and Individual Differences."

Hit comments below and tell me what you think...

WATERFIRE IS COMING!

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

82% of children have lied to their parents about this.

Brushing their teeth

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

56% of women have used this as a microphone while singing in the bathroom.

A curling iron

Pam from Liberty won the week for the ladies in Who Rules the Week. Guys take good care of your ladies.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

58% of women say this is their man's worst habit.

Habitual channel changer

Get FREE Elton John tickets from 949 KCMO hourly starting Monday in the 7am hour! Listen for your cue to call in and be the ninth caller to win at 576-7949. You'll be inside the new Sprint Arena as Elton kicks off the first concert in the new venue from 949 KCMO!

Dick is on Vacation this week....Talk to you Monday August 6th!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

According to a recent study, this causes more traffic accidents in the summer than anything else.

Wearing flip-flops while driving

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

40% of women do something every day that men hate.

Wear too much perfume

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

The average man does this six times on a first date.

Lies

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

Married women were asked, "What TV show is most like your marriage?" This was the #1 answer.

Survivor

Other Stuff You Can Do With Vodka!

Dick's Adventure to a northern Iowa windfarm. This guy knows how to show the family a good time!

Congrats to Adam Stein of Valley Falls KS who conquered the gender ruling flag for the men again this week. Ladies take care of your guys.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

According to yet another recent survey, what do 48% of Americans say is their favorite leisure activity?

Eating

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

According to a recent poll, 25% of Americans believe this about the Sun.

That it rotates around the Earth!

Congrats Kevin of KC

Chris Keil (back-right) and friends at Ceva Logistics got their Office Invasion with Grandma's Catering. These folks and fellow team-mates help move up to 2000 Ford vehicles a day around the country so your dealer will have the selection you wish.

Elvis on a Rock?

Here's the rock the lady in Colorado found. She wants to sell it on Ebay. What do you think?

CSI - "Completely Stupid Individuals"

We always like when we can begin a story with the words "Here's a criminal who thought he had the perfect plan." In this case, we're referring to an alleged car buyer in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. We call him an alleged buyer because within a few minutes of stepping into the local Porsche dealership, it quickly became apparent he had planned to use his five finger discount. The well-dressed customer flashed his checkbook and asked a salesman to start up the $300,000 Porsche 911 Targa 4 so he could hear the throaty roar of its engines. Then he asked to try the vehicle's standard front seat, featuring three adjustment options with memory settings. Then without warning, he smashed James Bond-style trough the dealership's glass doors and sped off into the distance. But here's his fiendish plan's one fatal flaw. Cops found the car abandoned a mile away, where it had run out of gas.

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

According to Modern Bride magazine, what is the number one thing a bride stresses over of which she has no control.

The best man's toast!

Congrats Deborah from Shawnee

Dumb Joke Mind Twister

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott in June 1849. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not. (Now take your finger and flip your lips)

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

The average teen does this for three hours and forty five minutes a day in the summer.

Uses their cell phone

Congrats John of Overland Park

Wow! After a five week incredible run of control on Who Rules the Week, Brian of Independence stole it away from the ladies today. Ladies, take good care of your men!

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

A recent study revealed that when conversation turns to this, the rational part of our brain shuts down.

Politics

Congrats Linda of Shawnee!

...and now for a little culture, here's an opera version of Pink's Get This Party Started

It's a Feel Good Weekend at 949

All weekend long we'll be rolling KC's Greatest Hits to pick you up and make you feel good. Plus, you'll have a chance to win a one hour massage from Amazing Hands Massage Therapy. To win, listen for your cue to be caller 9 at 576-7949. Good Luck!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

According to a survey of women around the country, 86% said that on the list of things that are "hot", this isn't one of them.

A man's five o'clock shadow

Congrats to Kathy in Louisburg

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

The "average" American keeps these about two years and then throws them out.

Magazines

Congrats Debbie of Raymore

Betcha Can't Get It Wednesday

According to a recent poll, 55% of Americans believe there are too many of these.

Polls!

Don't be caught scratching your head at this thing in the bathroom. Listen to Dick's emergency meeting with the and Company crowd to help offset any embarrassment!

Human Tetris?

Set your timers for someone to copy this on American TV!

Potter Hotter! A Details Magazine cover story.

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

Indoors or out, if asked, a man can usually do this easier than a woman.

Point North

Congrats Larry of KC

Who Rules the Week!
For and unprecedented fifth week in a row, women rule the week! Congratulations Judy of Blue Springs who championed the cause this week.

Betcha Can't Get It Monday

A woman's pupil will spontaneously dilate if she merely looks at *this*


A Baby! Not true with a man.

Read the interesting article on this here

Before we get too far away from Independence Day, enjoy these guys!

07-07-07

Click on Homer to vote for Springfield MO as the world premier spot for the new Simpsons Movie!

Betcha Can't Get It Friday

24% of people do this behind their mates back.

Smoke

Big 24 hour concert event 07/07/07.

Betcha Can't Get It Thursday

On average, we spend eight months of our lifetime opening this.

Junk mail

Summer Fun Weekend coming!

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Celebrity Rollcall! Spinal Tap reforms?

Dumb Joke of the Day!

Betcha Can't Get It Tuesday

There are 187,000 of these in the US and some of you use them everyday.

Drive thru restaurants

Dick engages the 'force' to attempt to stand back up after this shot at the Trolley Run awhile back.

Congrats ladies, you rule the week for the fourth week in a row. Its now a dynasty this week led by Candy of Blue Springs